Today we have a mini interview with Vallas, the guild master of The Bear Tavern. We prepared it some time ago, but because at that moment he also had a "Community Flashback" the interview was in the freezer... until now.
If you don't know about this tavern (are you serious?) I can tell you that is a tavern, a guild and also a megapolis (Beran's Reach) and they supply the game with beer and events for the community, like pvp brawls and party meetings.
If you want to know more about it you can check their official site http://www.thebeartavern.org/ because in this interview probably you are not going to find anything useful...
Q: My first question is mandatory: Will you allow animals in the tavern? Will they have special menu?
A: Quite possibly, however if it misbehaves, then the owner will likely have things explained rather directly to them by the Tavern Guards. Or me. Which is likely to hurt more.
About the menu... err.. no. Unless the owner fancies to fork out for something extravagant, in which case it's best not letting chef know.
Q: Let's imagine a little! If you could have a publicity spot in the tv (real life) about the tavern how would you imagine and describe it? Which personality could you choose for it? (outside of the videogames)
A: I'd probably have it make a guest appearance in that bastion of civilisation that is the great Australian epic 'Home and Away'. Or is it 'Neighbours'? The one with the dog called Bouncer. That one.
Q: Let's continue with surrealistic situations, the life is not enough surrealistic still for my taste. If Chuck Norris and DarkStarr had a son-beer together, which beer would it be?
A: It would be a pint of Tribute, the finest Cornish Ale (or any Ale) that the world has ever seen.
Q: Well, youjust upgraded to Duke, congratulations! That´s is a lot of space for beer... Will you allow now maybe new and perverse activities? Tell me a little bit about this "Duke nuke".
A: We're not running a knocking shop if that's what your implying. If anyone causes trouble they're out on their ear.
(Llama note: I was thinking in some kind of "fight club", but it's nice to learn new vocabulary and expressions in human language)
Q: In my "liver killer" lifeI have some people have gotten a lot of reward of proud drunkard. Will you have any program for the "drunk of the month"? My friend Darragh is very interested, not me...
A: We intend to look after our guests, especially those who value their choice of refreshment in bulk. Who knows, perhaps if you become a regular you might have the honour of earning yourself a 'locals' spot by the bar!
I'm fairly sure that with our current range of clientele, earning a bit of notoriety won't be a problem.
Q: Sorry, I have to make a very personal question... If you were a crazy animal, which animal will you be?
A: A Sloth, painted gold.
Q: Talking about important stuff, can you tell me something good about this purple site?
A: It has... llamas?
After that I tried to continue the interview, but he kicked me out, so maybe is the ideal time to post their commercial video about the pvp contest of the next release, organized by Mul Girtab:
If you don't know about this tavern (are you serious?) I can tell you that is a tavern, a guild and also a megapolis (Beran's Reach) and they supply the game with beer and events for the community, like pvp brawls and party meetings.
If you want to know more about it you can check their official site http://www.thebeartavern.org/ because in this interview probably you are not going to find anything useful...
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| Bear art by Kumakaze. |
Q: My first question is mandatory: Will you allow animals in the tavern? Will they have special menu?
A: Quite possibly, however if it misbehaves, then the owner will likely have things explained rather directly to them by the Tavern Guards. Or me. Which is likely to hurt more.
About the menu... err.. no. Unless the owner fancies to fork out for something extravagant, in which case it's best not letting chef know.
Q: Let's imagine a little! If you could have a publicity spot in the tv (real life) about the tavern how would you imagine and describe it? Which personality could you choose for it? (outside of the videogames)
A: I'd probably have it make a guest appearance in that bastion of civilisation that is the great Australian epic 'Home and Away'. Or is it 'Neighbours'? The one with the dog called Bouncer. That one.
Q: Let's continue with surrealistic situations, the life is not enough surrealistic still for my taste. If Chuck Norris and DarkStarr had a son-beer together, which beer would it be?
A: It would be a pint of Tribute, the finest Cornish Ale (or any Ale) that the world has ever seen.
Q: Well, you
A: We're not running a knocking shop if that's what your implying. If anyone causes trouble they're out on their ear.
(Llama note: I was thinking in some kind of "fight club", but it's nice to learn new vocabulary and expressions in human language)
Q: In my "liver killer" life
A: We intend to look after our guests, especially those who value their choice of refreshment in bulk. Who knows, perhaps if you become a regular you might have the honour of earning yourself a 'locals' spot by the bar!
I'm fairly sure that with our current range of clientele, earning a bit of notoriety won't be a problem.
Q: Sorry, I have to make a very personal question... If you were a crazy animal, which animal will you be?
A: A Sloth, painted gold.
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| The golden sloths invite you all to B&B in The Bear Tavern. |
Q: Talking about important stuff, can you tell me something good about this purple site?
A: It has... llamas?
After that I tried to continue the interview, but he kicked me out, so maybe is the ideal time to post their commercial video about the pvp contest of the next release, organized by Mul Girtab:
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