Secret stretch goals revealed!

Hell yeah! Since we are close to the holydays and we are only 100k dollars to 8 million I prepared again a Christmas limited edition header for the site!

And finally the secret goals up to 8 million were revealed!

Don't be sad, be fat!

Because today is a day in which some humans somewhere will eat a lot, I merely want to share this:

Pole crazyness in Novia

You humans are too much obsessed with those poles...

I was kidding. I know that you are in the medieval-steampunk age, I am not that dumb:

The Heart of Sorrow

"The Heart of Sorrow is a legendary item rumored to be a powerful artifact of the ancient world. Some say it is a powerful weapon capable of driving foes into deep despair. Others say that it is a cursed item, that serves only to cause the one who possesses it to become lost in sadness."

This mysterious information was dropped in the Update of the Avatar number 113. What is this powerful artifact? A weapon to conquest the world? A doomed jewel? A key for a heart?

If you don't like the surprises maybe you wish to check this exclusive clue that the great Lord British shared in a private meeting:                  

 *** Spoiler alert ***

The black screen of the death

Today my launcher seems like bugged while patching. I got a "mortal black screen" in the logging and now I need to update again the client. Of course my wifi is not working that well...

New worlds, old memories...

New terrifying monster has arrived!

One of the leitmotifs of this site is "the humor is the language that intelligent people employ to communicate with their equals". And that's sounds pretty smart and cool!

To teach you about that I prepared this "hard to do" and very elegant sample of high-level comedy:

Oh, yes! This is a deep and awesome lesson about not to follow just the appearances... and toilets!

First world problems in SotA

I remembered this meme and I had to do this:

Road to the disco

There is a Japanese collectible card game called "Ultima Generation: Road to the Avatar", that it's a creation based in our very beloved license, the Ultima series.

Sadly Digicube, the publisher company, passed away thanks to a bankruptcy one year after Ultima Generation was introduced into the market and the information about it is very vague. 

We know that the designer was Hidetsugu Ishikiriyama, that is a game for two players and that can be played in around 60 minutes. But, over all, we have this card:

Ah, the crazy seventies!

And everytime I contemplate this magnum opus piece of art my brain start to whisper myself:

Mario Bros, the Knight Marshal

Looks like someone has upgraded his account...

Mario is also using his founder-plumber gala white uniform.

Creating my own NPC

Portalarium just opened the possibility to design your own NPC, so I already started to test with the new face editor:

Llama safari camouflage

This is...

On a boat, or two

Do you need a pirate or boat song for you need Lord houseboat? Maka wrote this to ride the wave:

Get your poles ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the deck
But stay on your toes
We runnin this, let's go!

The Llama Mothership

Mmm, I just noticed that llama means "flame" in Spanish. So, after a transcultural meeting...

Pledgers beggar's life

Begging, a useful skill for pledgers.

Llama solutions: the fireplaces

Ah, the fireplaces! The perfect place to get drunk with some friends and to start chaotic conversations is in front of one. Great places the fireplaces!

Some of the new houses available include fireplaces, but most of them have not. The devs are studying how to include fireplaces in houses as decoration, but they are not that easy to implement as an addon, especially because the “chimney issue”.

But don't worry, I found the perfect solution to have a fireplace without space problems or other issues:

Improve your yard space!

Problems of space in your village land lot? Your wood & plaster home looks too conventional? Do you need a good roof? Don't worry, the Vortex Llama have the solution:

A perfectly placed and legal house

Lord British, the true ironman

Some people believe that the strongest man over New Britannia is Darkstarr. That is propaganda! Lord British is the strongest one, even in his young age he was as immeasurably strong as a llama.

Here you have an irrefutable evidence:

And yes, the true feat is that he programmed Ultima Exodus with those gloves.

Don't lawyer me, bro

And remember, keep calm and...

A secret weapon

In the past R5 we could finally try some skills from the deck of combat. The most popular by far was the fireball. Fiwald discovered and reported the first combo in the game, a crushing one.

In this video you can check this magnificent attack: