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Sunday, June 8, 2014

Llama Piñata parties: The Heart Fiesta!

After all this noise, chaos, madness and revelries you will appreciate a little time for relax your ass. An harmonious place where you could just sit down in a cozy master carpenter chair and leaf through your favorite books. A gathering to share poems and precious lines without lawyers or troll fights.

You don't need to wait until the next "Hearts of Britannia" Valentine's Day, romantic soul, because all you need is love (and money)! Welcome to our last and bonus Llama Piñata party:

The Heart Fiesta!

A charming meeting around the best hearths of Novia.
(* A book signing of Tracy Hickman will start next oct feb )



Party features:


* The best place to recite your poetry or any other shi*t! Do you need a good sleep? Don't worry, just wait until that guy "Eriador Moonstone" starts to read his long and odd verses. (* Eriador Moonstone only included under your own responsibility. Don't feed him after midnight)

* A real and mature forum for your opinions and reviews. Regret about the last chapter of "Blade of the Avatar" or that episode of "Games of Thrones" while preaparing lovely and noxious voodoo dolls for the writers. Plus pistachios. (* Video crystals not included in our library)

* The final apocalypse pack: With all the five elements of "fiestas" (water, wind, fire, earth and heart) you will be able to summon your angel of love, Leeloo, the Captain Planet or the master hangover. Dude, where's my mount? *hic*

* Ben Affleck will not be Batman if you buy this fiesta pack. Nicolas Cage neither. Plus kitties.

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