To party hard is fantastic, but what about a little of sport plus food? Or what about a little bit of warm while the winter is coming, or about to raise your skill points to protect our loved Lord British from the wrongdoers of Novia? Devs are not the only ones that can play with fire...
Look no further! We have all you need in an "all-in-one" pack. You will no regret with this uber offer. Forget about those pyrrhic campfires to raise your stamina bar and be prepared to be a true son of the eternal flame! The world will be on fire in our third Llama Piñata party:
Look no further! We have all you need in an "all-in-one" pack. You will no regret with this uber offer. Forget about those pyrrhic campfires to raise your stamina bar and be prepared to be a true son of the eternal flame! The world will be on fire in our third Llama Piñata party:
The Fire Fiesta!
Directly imported from Richard Garriott's SotA VIP presentations.
(* Fire resistance potions could be needed to survive)
(* Fire resistance potions could be needed to survive)
Party features:
* 100% Customer Satisfaction Guarantee. The best roast chicken of the galaxy! Excluding Uranus, but you will not buy food from a place with "anus", right?
* Improve yours spoils of war: You will carry 100 extra pounds without problem after the feast. Your stamina bar will not cry anymore. Loot every single dead body and every treasure chest in New Britain!
* Improve yours spoils of war: You will carry 100 extra pounds without problem after the feast. Your stamina bar will not cry anymore. Loot every single dead body and every treasure chest in New Britain!
* Fire with fire: Fight against the "Ravens of Fate" and fry some enemies of the kingdom for your paunch. They are tastier than they look and low in calories. All birds must die! (* We strongly do not recommend to cast "chicken incognito" in this meeting)
* Do you need a private show? We have an exclusive "chicken room" reserved especially for you, solitary traveller. (* Only for Dev+ customers)
* Do you need a private show? We have an exclusive "chicken room" reserved especially for you, solitary traveller. (* Only for Dev+ customers)
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