My Disastrous Adventures 3: PaxLair Edition

Vas Corp Por in TheCaverns.net

Wow! You can found here a narrated version in TheCaverns.net of Vas Corp Por, the introductory tale of this purple site, with the superb voice of Lord Baldrith and the permanent collaboration of Sir Stile Teckel, the caverns dungeon lord.

To celebrate this event I prepared an artistic interpretation of the text with the new and very popular  baby llama:

The Destroyer of Worlds.

My new psycho eyes

I love the new customization options for the face in the new release. Especially the eyes now can capture my true personality:

Welcome to the new world!

This R7 comes with the new 3D overworld map!

Best Indie MMO in the E3 award!

I escaped a little bit from my studies about to conquest the world with ninja monkeys to make this little post. Congratulations to Portalarium for the “Best Indie MMO” award at E3 2014! But I'm even more glad about the new llama with evil eyes of the Stretch-Goals store!

Yes, we had a really good amount of nice news about the game lately, and finally we could resolve the final evolution of the Knight house keep, a perfect place to eat with your neighbors with a decent yard picnic space:

And this beauty fits in your village lot!

One month in purple!

Friday 13th, a perfect day for the first "month-anniversary" of this site. To be precise the purple llama created this place the past March 11th, but I did not open it to the "public" until two days after. My goal for this first month was to post every day and to fill the fan site with brainless amazing content.

Not only I have been able to do that but my number of entries will be 65 with this one. And more than 150 pics and 2000 visits (probably most of them Google mistakes). Sometimes it's hard, I really enjoy to work in the site but this lair steals more time that you can imagine.

It was difficult especially this last week, since I had to prepare some documents and I started to study Japanese (four languages is not enough for a killer llama). I had no time even to go to the bathroom. Luckily I'm a llama and I don't need it.... Therefore I really want to express my most sincere gratitude to all you. With your support and good words you cheer me up to continue. You did this with me.

Now I will need a short holidays... to study hard. U.U

And now a little list of comments and critics from member of the community in the forums, gladly dedicated to my site and my genius:

Shroud of the Avatar in the E3

In this E3 not only Nintendo promised us an open and magical world, but also these guys:

Llama safari camouflage

This is...

On a boat, or two

Do you need a pirate or boat song for you need Lord houseboat? Maka wrote this to ride the wave:

Get your poles ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the deck
But stay on your toes
We runnin this, let's go!

Atlas, "no that clear" scattered scrawl version

Few days ago Portalarium finally revealed the last piece of the map, and Smack prepared this friendly version without runic language for all the people without "runic" in their curriculums and skill bars:

That was very kind, even supreme if you cannot solve jigsaws because of your hooves. But that was not enough! We llamas need drawings, doodles, references to the high culture and  we need, we need... random things!

So, with all the info from the novel and a supreme knowledge of the world, here is my incomprehensible, inescrutable, vague, hilarious and lawless combo version for demented fortune-hunters and ducks:

(* May contain minor spoilers, but If you understand something you probably need medical assistance)

Llama Piñata parties: The Heart Fiesta!

After all this noise, chaos, madness and revelries you will appreciate a little time for relax your ass. An harmonious place where you could just sit down in a cozy master carpenter chair and leaf through your favorite books. A gathering to share poems and precious lines without lawyers or troll fights.

You don't need to wait until the next "Hearts of Britannia" Valentine's Day, romantic soul, because all you need is love (and money)! Welcome to our last and bonus Llama Piñata party:

The Heart Fiesta!

A charming meeting around the best hearths of Novia.
(* A book signing of Tracy Hickman will start next oct feb )

Llama Piñata parties: The Earth Fiesta!

Planning a macro party for the birthday of Lord British or your mom? Do you want everyone talking about your "freak out" forever and more? Do you wish to be a badass in a world without open pvp? Need to break free and to see through the universe (and your neighbor walls) without a bug? 

You don't need the Google Glass! Our last element is the definitive rampage, just for party animals. Rave until the grave! Ride the decibels near the graveyard and feel the savage power of Iolo yolo, the earth will shake. Welcome to our fourth and killer Llama Piñata party:

The Earth Fiesta!

The true rave fiesta from the R6 will crush your bones and brains.
(* 18+ party. We recommend a moderate alcohol consumption)

Epic Update, baby llamas and much more

Today we had one of the biggest info updates in long time. We already can read one zillion of posts about this, so I wish just to make a little resume of the most important for a random purple animal.

About pledges and rewards

Portalarium finally published information about the pledge levels. They finally added two new pledge levels after Knight, trying to equilibrate the voids in the statistics and move them to our pockets. A new small house type in the Patron level will try fill with gold coins the central abyss.

And there is a ton of new rewards for everyone. The most polemic are the new character slots, but we don't have still enough info to evaluate well the real impact in the game. 

My personal favorite is the magical orb of "chatting with the devs". I would love to write a lot of "knock, knock" jokes to torment souls there.

Professional interpretation of the pledges data.

Llama Piñata parties: The Fire Fiesta!

To party hard is fantastic, but what about a little of sport plus food? Or what about a little bit of warm while the winter is coming, or about to raise your skill points to protect our loved Lord British from the wrongdoers of Novia? Devs are not the only ones that can play with fire... 

Look no further! We have all you need in an "all-in-one" pack. You will no regret with this uber offer. Forget about those pyrrhic campfires to raise your stamina bar and be prepared to be a true son of the eternal flame! The world will be on fire in our third Llama Piñata party:

The Fire Fiesta!

Directly imported from Richard Garriott's SotA VIP presentations.
(* Fire resistance potions could be needed to survive)

Kumakaze, the purple virtuoso

Yesterday the magnificent winner of the "Make your own graveyard" llama contest send us this art masterpiece:

The Llama Mothership

Mmm, I just noticed that llama means "flame" in Spanish. So, after a transcultural meeting...

Llama Piñata parties: The Wind Fiesta!

Ah, the island of Novia! A beautiful and gorgeous paradise, as wondrous as find an open kebab place after a hard night of... study. Its travelers well deserve a good corner where charge their batteries.

Why not combine the elegance of a VIP terrace view and the power of the wild lightning with the fresh and pure air of the mountain? (not you at all, Gregor Clegane)

Make your own rock feast over the shiny floor of a giant disco ball. The Eiffel tower must start to shake due to the chicness of our moon tesla tower! Fly as the wind to our second Llama Piñata party:

The Wind Fiesta!

The genuine SotA first anniversary Tesla total party.
(* The date will need the approval of the neighborhood)

EnderAndrew, The Blade of the Forums

Are your forum possessed today? Do you need to exterminate a plague of trolls? Or maybe a fast wedding in Las Vegas? Father EnderAndrew is the solution of all your problems!

Armed with the word a sword and a molotov cocktail he can turn a fire into a incinerated calm. Why to choose a low quality exorcist when you can choose one that will do the work fast and furious?

Call to EnderAndrew, the terror of the moderators and keeper of the Unofficial SotA FAQ!

* Pet llama only included if you pay with free tequila and human meat.

Llama Piñata parties: The Water Fiesta!

Tired after a hard day mining iron? Did you raise the swimming skill to GM but you never use it? Do you need more variety of tones in your skin? Do you miss the Baywatch tv show?

Don't /kill yourself and keep reading! We have a very special offer for you, naughty adventurer with gold coins. No more sweat, just fun. Our hoses will help you. Welcome to our first Llama Piñata party:

The Water Fiesta!

The first "massive" and freshest party in the game.

(* Foam parties will available in the next episode)

Llama mini interview: Lord Baldrith

Today we have another fast llama interview with one of the main voices of the podcast & fantasy site thecaverns.net: our mate and friend Lord Baldrith.

Q: Where was your love for SotA born?

A: My love for SotA came the instant I saw the 6 month demo in November (2013) and was floored and excited by the housing and the whole concept of the game. Also, I was and still am a huge Ultima Fan and played Ultima Online from 1998 thru 2006. 

Always loved by animals.