The Lords of New Britannia. Basic game set 1/5

This month will be the month of a new and amazing creation of me:

The Lords of New Britannia, ¡a Shroud of the Avatar card game! 

Inspired in The Great Dalmuti/Asshole/President this fast and easy to play card-party game has its own rule set, that reflects some aspects of the adventures in Novia, and will make it more funny, diverse and complete. At least for a llama it is. From 3 to 11 players!!!

Today you can enjoy the first card and the reverse. From tomorrow I will add three additional cards to the collection! Every day! Finally I will add the manual, that was revised one million times, since I know pretty well that you humans need very clear instructions.

The cards have the stardard brige size (57mm x 89mm), but I think that they can be printed in bigger formats without any problem. I hope you will like it, or I will kill you!

See you in Novia!

The Gallery oh Horrors wants you!

Today I have something to ask you. I wanted to create an amazing poster, then I became sleepy and lazy, as usual, and I just did monstrosity, but in purple:

Beautifulness stravaganzza!!!

Today I will post some amazing pics of one of the multiple (of zero) fans of my chronicles, Sindariya, the maze lady. And this comes with stunning news... some purple llamas appeared the last night in the Shooter Jennings event, by the hand of the devs!

Note: They are real screenshots! The llamas are not with color filters or edition this time. If you have more images of those graceful and charming creatures you can send me any for this site, if you wish.

Rares, who said rares?

Ultima Online was the first MMO of the history, a game that introduced a ton of rares items, digital goodies with a real price in the "real" world. Being the new creation of Richard Garriott, we already knew that Shroud of the Avatar could have a good portion of these valuables.

In the Release 10 Portalarium introduced the Grand Tours, a special quest to run around Novia and get a time-limited hat that could be obtained only in that particular release ("did someone say rares?"). The Release 26 will be the last one with a "virtue" hat, but we already have here a market for the collectors.

By now these rares could be split in three big groups:

The epitaph of the hats

This release will be the last one with a Grand Tour (Hat) Quest. I think that everyone that finished all the quests (or just everyone, who cares) deserve a last mighty hat, a final present to reward all that effort looking for the Waldo-robots (thanks for the help, Envyco & co!).

Come on, I remember that I even had go to an internet cafe full of homeless humans, at late night, in Taiwan, with a typhoon, to get the icecream chaperon (thanks, Net & co!), when I was crossing the homeland of the avatars. True story!

Luckily I have a suggestion to do, the perfect hat of the hats:

Final wipe and ton of rules!

Finally we have the schedule of the final wipe, with the land lot selection. There is only one, or maybe two, or maybe three problems: pages and pages of rules, 91 different groups of backers, various time zones... I know, is not that hard, but I am a chaotic llama from another dimension!

Release 26 is here!

Ah, a new release and wipe is here! Now I can do again the ancient ritual of design a new beautiful human face! Everytime my skills with those details that make the face of a man very attractive are becoming better and better.

My Disastrous Adventures 7: A New Beginning

Llama (no that mini) interview: Sir Stile Teckel

It's been a long time since I updated this site with a new interview, but I wish to add today to my particular "Hall of Fame" to Sir Stile Teckel, noble warrant of the Order of New Britain Empire (ONBE), dugeon master of thecaverns.net, where Lord Baldrith, first member of my Hall of Fame, share his voice in the podcasts. Well, a nice guy.

So, welcome to the new season of the llama mini inverviews!

Happy 8.000.000$!

Finally Shroud of the avatar hits the 8 million heaven! That is quite impressive for a product that still has no purple llamas!