Vive la lama!

Lately I have no time to drop around here. I am waiting to the final wipe to ride around Novia, and I  am also expecting a surgery for my avatar in the Earth.

That avatar get older and Timelord started a very touching post about that magnificient event!

And the winner is...

Finally Midas did the raffle. The winner will have the option to have a personalized "books and hooves" llama art in his/her house/lot before/after the wipe. So, it could be one of my last or first masterpices in the world! 

Here we go!

Raffle

Raffle

Raffle!

Your wishes come true in this place!

A new comic prevailed in the vote, followed by "more totally random stuff". I have no problem with the last one, but the comic was the only in the list that I should start from zero... Anyway the comic number 8 will come soon, as you -humans- wish!

Brace yourselves, The Disastrous Adventures number 8 is comming...

Two years old for this llamastic site!

Yay! This chronicles already becomes a two years old website. Maybe I should prepare something special to celebrate this extraordinary event... What should I prepare? You choose!

New wipe, (another) new face

That awesome moment when you can create a brand new handsome face after a wipe...

I know, I always do this post! :D

Portalarium also have sense of humour

If someone asks where I am, I'm busy playing around with my avatar on planet Earth, preparing another art exhibition. And do not forget that today we have the Telethon of spring, where we can enjoy glorious and epic images like this one.

The gallery of the Gallery, unholy screeshots

Hi hoof! Today we have the expected screenshot of the Grand Opening of the Gallery of the Wonderful Horrors. If you still did not visited it maybe you will prefer to take a look first, in the Islands of Wonders, east of Brittany.

It will be alive until Release 29!

Be aware, spoilers are coming!

Gamy invite you to see the Gallery of Horrors

Gamy The Alchemist, who liked very much the Gallery of the Wonderfuls Horrors yesterday, prepared a little video visiting the gallery. So, you can check here the 90% of my freakshow.

The video begins with my little zoo. Sadly the texts in the game were bugged, so I could not put there the description and background of each terrible beast contained in the zoo, but I hope I can add them anyway. Then he covers most of the creations, including the most important of them.

If you dont want any spoiler you can visit first the gallery, in Islands of Wonders, close to Paxlair, east of Brittany. And inside the Islands of Wonders you just need to go straight, up the hill. Soon I will upload also a photo gallery with some extra information.

The Lords of New Britannia unboxing video

Selene Noctua (who posed for a couple of cards) has made a video with the unboxing of the physical copy of The Lord of New Britannia. I will leave the video here, with some of the pics that she took. If you are lucky maybe you will be able to play this game with her in the Dragoncon!

The video is a little bit blurry (better in a small window), but anyway useful and nice enough:

The quality of the cards are pretty fine. The box cardboard is a little bit light, so probably you will use it more as a decoration than as a box to protect the deck.

200 chronicles of the Vortex Llama!

I just noticed that I hit the 200 entries!

Human body evolution

One of the most interesting news of the last updates was the improvement of the humans models. Because humans and bipedal creatures are so last year!

The new model looks way better. I wonder what the future will bring to Shroud of the Avatar...

Gallery of Horrors, Session 02 invitation!

Hi hoof!

I think there no better way to say hello to the Release 28 than this one:

Physical edition of The Lords of New Britannia

Some humans wanted a phsysical cool copy to play The Lords of New Britannia, and a fñaming bird called WrathPhoenix recommended me "thegamecrafter.com", a site to creaft games that he was going to use anyway. I worked hard with all my hooves and finally I have an edition of  my card-tale here:

Amazing edtion of the amazing Vortex Llama card game

Tarot of the Purple Death Quick Reference

This month has been for Lords of New Britannia but, does anyone still remember the Tarot of the Purple Death? Oh, what a creation was that! But some people could miss a manual of reference...

The Lords of New Britannia Complete Edition

Finally, the game rulebook is here!I will add any needed modification in a future, and I hope someone will enjoy the game as much as I did preparing this Llamastic stuff for you. If I have a not very negative feedback I will release a second episode of Elites, with some great new options and a scenario book!

Here the link of the rule set. Please, contact with me if you have any problem. Now I will add the fonal compilation of links for the game deck. 

Enjoy it!

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 7/7

The Lords of New Britannia: And finally the final and supreme elite cards! Tomorrow I will upload the manual. I am working in it, very much, as a pack llama, until the last minute, to make it the most easy and complete for the human brains.

For example, if you take a look to the old cards you will see that I revamped some of the symbols in the descriptions. Before the cards only had swords symbols, and now they are four variations, adding rays, eyes and ankhs. I did it to make the skill faster to recognize and easier to use!

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 6/7

The Lords of New Britannia: We are close to finish! To maybe is better if you just sit down and drink a beer with me. But take care, my tasty poison is an epic hangover creator.

If you survive maybe you can go to adventure a little bit, to visit some of the -already classics- big creatures of New Britannia. Of course these two are big masters at surviving ...

Portalarium support the Gallery of Horrors

Portalarium do not forget about my petition for the Gallery of Wonderful Horrors, probably highly impacted by my supreme poster! A mighty view of the #166 update of the avatar:

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 5/7

The Lords of New Britannia: I had chaox vortex problem with my new internet access today, so I post a little bit late. I wish I could have an Oracle to prevent my troubles! Luckily you will have one now, in your Troop Deck.

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 4/7

The Lords of New Britannia: The three Elite cards that we have today represent three personalities with very different resources. The Wanderer is a errant man that sometimes can fight with true power... to disappear again into the shadows!

And, if you have a problem with the Dark Lepus maybe you should look for a passage to those smugglers of Kingsport. But to start a new life is not cheap for humans.