200 chronicles of the Vortex Llama!

I just noticed that I hit the 200 entries!

Human body evolution

One of the most interesting news of the last updates was the improvement of the humans models. Because humans and bipedal creatures are so last year!

The new model looks way better. I wonder what the future will bring to Shroud of the Avatar...

Gallery of Horrors, Session 02 invitation!

Hi hoof!

I think there no better way to say hello to the Release 28 than this one:

Physical edition of The Lords of New Britannia

Some humans wanted a phsysical cool copy to play The Lords of New Britannia, and a fñaming bird called WrathPhoenix recommended me "thegamecrafter.com", a site to creaft games that he was going to use anyway. I worked hard with all my hooves and finally I have an edition of  my card-tale here:

Amazing edtion of the amazing Vortex Llama card game

Tarot of the Purple Death Quick Reference

This month has been for Lords of New Britannia but, does anyone still remember the Tarot of the Purple Death? Oh, what a creation was that! But some people could miss a manual of reference...

The Lords of New Britannia Complete Edition

Finally, the game rulebook is here!I will add any needed modification in a future, and I hope someone will enjoy the game as much as I did preparing this Llamastic stuff for you. If I have a not very negative feedback I will release a second episode of Elites, with some great new options and a scenario book!

Here the link of the rule set. Please, contact with me if you have any problem. Now I will add the fonal compilation of links for the game deck. 

Enjoy it!

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 7/7

The Lords of New Britannia: And finally the final and supreme elite cards! Tomorrow I will upload the manual. I am working in it, very much, as a pack llama, until the last minute, to make it the most easy and complete for the human brains.

For example, if you take a look to the old cards you will see that I revamped some of the symbols in the descriptions. Before the cards only had swords symbols, and now they are four variations, adding rays, eyes and ankhs. I did it to make the skill faster to recognize and easier to use!

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 6/7

The Lords of New Britannia: We are close to finish! To maybe is better if you just sit down and drink a beer with me. But take care, my tasty poison is an epic hangover creator.

If you survive maybe you can go to adventure a little bit, to visit some of the -already classics- big creatures of New Britannia. Of course these two are big masters at surviving ...

Portalarium support the Gallery of Horrors

Portalarium do not forget about my petition for the Gallery of Wonderful Horrors, probably highly impacted by my supreme poster! A mighty view of the #166 update of the avatar:

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 5/7

The Lords of New Britannia: I had chaox vortex problem with my new internet access today, so I post a little bit late. I wish I could have an Oracle to prevent my troubles! Luckily you will have one now, in your Troop Deck.

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 4/7

The Lords of New Britannia: The three Elite cards that we have today represent three personalities with very different resources. The Wanderer is a errant man that sometimes can fight with true power... to disappear again into the shadows!

And, if you have a problem with the Dark Lepus maybe you should look for a passage to those smugglers of Kingsport. But to start a new life is not cheap for humans.

The EVL mortal llama and the PVP league

Yesterday was a pvp event from a guild called EVL (yes, I know what you are thinkig: Energy Llama Vortex). But nobody wanted to start the tournament. I wonder why...

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 3/7

The Lords of New Britannia: Maybe the Gustball is not the most powerful creature ever... but it is immortal! And that is a quality that most of the humans doesn't have...

But Mojito is not that much human. =)

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 2/7

The Lords of New Britannia: Not all Elite cards are vortexly powerful, some even have very significant adverse effects. For example, do you remember that the lower the number the better the level? Yes, that 14 even brokes the low level of our dear Purple Llama!

Luckily, many cards with low level have better skills that the beggar... If you use them wisely you could get an important advantage!

The Lords of New Britannia: Elite Set 1/7

The Lords of New Britannia: The Elites are cards that will be use just in some games, bringing variety and surprise factor to the table. While the basic units represent the generic inhabitants of the island, these cards add some specific creatures to the deck and usually have special rules, sometimes negative.

Our first Elite card will be the jester, the wildcard, the asterisk. And what can be a perfect wildcard in New Brinannia? Exactly, me. Because I am very wild. But if we need any polymorphic creature better use your magic whistle to call a mimic!

The Lords of New Britannia. Basic game set 5/5

The Lords of New Britannia: The final cards of the basic set. And yes, we have here three really powerful units! These 13 cards (80 copies) create the basic troop deck, and will be played in every game.

But tomorrow some elite cards will be revealed...

The Lords of New Britannia. Basic game set 4/5

The Lords of New Britannia: Today we have some serious troops for the game deck. For sure they can beat, cut and roast your enemies. But remember: this is a friendly game, you should not eat anyone without a good reason...

The Lords of New Britannia. Basic game set 3/5

The Lords of New Britannia: Some organizations have the power, others have the money, few have the information. Note: Since the satyr card had a vortex errata yesterday, I uploaded it again.

The Lords of New Britannia. Basic game set 2/5

The Lords of New Britannia: Today we have a set of those low level creatures, but that "visit" us in huge numbers. Huge as your heart...after being pierced by my mortal hooves!

The Lords of New Britannia. Basic game set 1/5

This month will be the month of a new and amazing creation of me:

The Lords of New Britannia, ¡a Shroud of the Avatar card game! 

Inspired in The Great Dalmuti/Asshole/President this fast and easy to play card-party game has its own rule set, that reflects some aspects of the adventures in Novia, and will make it more funny, diverse and complete. At least for a llama it is. From 3 to 11 players!!!

Today you can enjoy the first card and the reverse. From tomorrow I will add three additional cards to the collection! Every day! Finally I will add the manual, that was revised one million times, since I know pretty well that you humans need very clear instructions.

The cards have the stardard brige size (57mm x 89mm), but I think that they can be printed in bigger formats without any problem. I hope you will like it, or I will kill you!

See you in Novia!